Getting Organized

Organizing Your Tie Rack

Okay guys - admit it. Your tie rack is a mess. Take these simple steps to straighten it all out.

• Get two plastic bags - one for Discard and one for Donate.
• Lay all your ties out on the bed or floor.
• Discard ALL that are stained, torn or discolored.
• Donate ALL that:

- Don't match any of your clothing

- Are really out of style for good

- You haven't worn in a year

- Who knows? When you get through, you might be glad to get a tie for your next gift!

Organizing Your Jewelry Box

You keep wearing the same accessories over and over because your jewelry box is such a mess. With a little organization, you'll enjoy what you have a lot more. Take these simple step:

• Get three plastic bags - one for Discard, one for Donate and one for Repair.
• Untangle everything and group like objects together.
• Discard ALL the pieces that are broken beyond repair.
• Discard ALL single earrings.
• Put the pieces that you always wear in one spot.
• Put all the valuable or sentimental pieces in one spot.
• Be very critical of what is left. Donate what you know you'll never wear.

There are lots of places to donate jewelry. Maybe one of your friends would like to have a look, or your kids. And just think - if you empty some of that space, you'll have room for something new!

Organizing Photographs

• Love those photos of all the family but just have too many lying around? Here's some tips for enjoying them more.
• Buy acid-free archival binders for your photos and have a few empty ones around all the time.
• Put photos into binders immediately. Once they get in a drawer, they most likely won't come out again.
• Make little notes about the occasion and the people for reminders in years to come. It makes for a much more interesting book when there's a story behind the picture.
• Add making scrapbooks to the things you do with your kids on a rainy day. You'll all be laughing till the sun comes out again.
• Buy photo books and fill them up for friends and relatives at gift time. With little added notes, it's a personal gift everyone will love.

30 things u can do wit a dollar!! exciting, eh?

1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room.
2. Buy .3 gallons of gas.
3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven.
4. Buy a newspaper. Make a hat out of the newspaper.
5. Hold a hooker's hand.
6. Get 30 seconds of high-resolution "full-contact" Web chat time.
7. Put it all on red.
8. Get an all-day parking pass in downtown Steubenville, Ohio.
9. Buy a new doorbell button.
10. Trade it on eBay for a different dollar.
11. Buy enough yarn to knit your hamster a beach towel.
12. Get a small bag of fortune cookies. Then brag to your friends that you have a small (bag of) fortune (cookies).
13. Make a lightweight two-inch telescope (1X powered).
14. Buy enough breadcrumbs to go for a walk in the forest and not get lost.
15. Get 100 pennies, go to a fountain, and make 100 wishes for more money.
16. Make a testicle cozy (you'll need two dollars for two cozies).
17. Scratch and win your way out of your shithole life.
18. Make a three-second phone call from a hotel room.
19. Pay off all your debts in Mexico.
20. Make some origami. Sell it for more than a dollar to some retard who likes origami.
21. Eat it. Then laugh as you shit money. (Don't eat it again.)
22. Buy a dozen used roses.
23. Fly a tiny kite.
24. Use it as homemade Q-tip.
25. Treat your girlfriend like a cheap stripper.
26. Level a wobbly table.
27. Save an African’s life.
28. Get a black or white photo, from a picture booth.
29. Buy 20 empty aluminum cans. Fill them with urine and then sell them as cans of energy drink.
30. Leave four messages on your answering machine from a pay phone.

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!

ow.. kta2 it bnar skali!! wkwk..

kmrn ce2 chic chicks pgi hav fun.. after memeras otak buat UTS.. moga2 kt smua dpt hsil yg satisfied d.. haahha..

mwah2.. xo..

DI TEROR TUKANG AYAM!!!

Yakk... bgi yg bca judulny.. psti binun d mksdny ap..
gw yg ngalamin aj binun, bru kli ni ngalamin kejadian ky gni.. ahahah.. bagi2 crita d..

Jdi gne.. hri ni tgl 3 April 2009.. kjdiannya sktr jam 11an siang..
d rumah lg gk da org, cm gw doank.. d temani ipod n hp kuw.. wkwk.. lg bkin laporan pajak yg d titahkan ma bokap.. Di tenga2 keseriusan gw ngitung2 pke kalkulator, tau2 telp rumah gw bunyi tuh.. nah lhoo.. kaget gw sampean..

gw angkat d thu telp. Ptama ad bunyi gk jelas gt, ky berisik2.. trus gw treak HALO dgn sekuat tenaga (kebiasaan gw klo angkat telp tp gk jelas psti treak d) Nah, suara d sbrang bls blg halo.. suara ce gt, kyny nci2 d(sok tau bener gw)

Dy thu criin nykp gw, ktny gra2 nykp gw salah ambl bungkusan ayam,, Usut punya usut, tnyata ni telp dr tkang ayam d pasar langganan mak gw.. Dy blg klo nykp gw salah ambl bungkusan ayam.. Nah,, bingung bener d gw.. Mana nykp gw blm blik lg gk tau pegy k mana.. Gw blg aj klo nykp gw blm blik n tar psen ny pasti gw sampein.. Dy lsg blg tq n tutup telp..

Lsg d gw telp bkap gw d toko, nanyain nykp gw da sampe ksna ato blm.. bkap gw blg blm n nanya napa.. pas gw critain soal tukang ayam bkap gw kaget gt n blg klo nykp blm smpe.. y ud d, gw sampein aj psen si tukang ayam,,

Abis it, gw lsg berkutat lg ma angka2 pajak thu.. eh.. 10 min kmudian.. ad yg telp lg.. Eh, si tukang ayam lg.. Nnyin nykp gw da blik ato blm.. gw blg aj blm n dy cm blg klo da blik blgin lsg nuker ayam ny k pasar.. gw okein aj d..

Gak lama.. 10 min kmudian.. TUKANG AYAMNYA TELPON LGI!! Buset d.. Msi nanyain hal yg sma.. gw jwb lg dgn jwbn yg sma.. blm blik thu, gk tau k mana.. da gt thu tkg ayam sempet curhat lg klo langganan dy yg laen it sebel gra2 salah d ksi ayam.. ckck.. jdilah gw menampung curhatan tukang ayam..

And...... guess what??!!

10 menit lg dy telpon lg.. buju buset d!!! d saat2 sperti ini gw bru sadar kegunaan mesin penjawab telp.. ckck.. hrusny gw rekam aj ya "Saat ini mama saya belum pulang. Bagi tukang ayam, pesan anda pasti saya sampaikan dan ayam anda akan kembali ke tangan langganan dengan selamat"

ckck..

jdilah gw yg lg berkutat dgn angka2 pajak d teror ma telp dr tukang ayam tiap 10 mnit.. Slama 1 jam, telp yg gw trima cm dr tukang ayam doank.. Smpe pas gw lg mkan mie, hmpir keselek thu gra2 nelen cepet2 maw trima telp.. n d angkat jg dr tukang ayam doank.. buset2..

Untungny.. Tuhan baik hati.. gk lama nykp gw pulang thu dr entah mana.. hore!! Lsg gw lari k bawah n treak k nykp gw yg bhkn blm sempet trun dr mobil, "Ma! Tukang ayam telpon ktny mama salah ambil bungkusan."

Nykp gw sempet cengo gt, masa bru blik tau2 d sambut ma berita tukang ayam. Eh, tau2 nykp gw malah bles treak,, "Yah, be#o thu tkang ayam! Org mama cm ambl titipan yg dy kasi doank."

Ya elah.. jd lha siang hri yg cerah tdi ternodai sedikit ma insiden tukang ayam.. ckck..
akhirny supir gw yg uda kebelet maw makan siang balik lg k pasar n nukerin bungkusan ayam.. ckck..

DAN... thu tkang ayam telp lg gk lama.. nanya da blik ato blm nykp gw.. Gw blg aj ud, ud d tuker jg thu.. dy semept blg tq n ngmg ap gt,, tpi telp ny da kburu gw tutup gra2 kebelet maw pipis.. ckck.. bis it gw berkutat lg d ma kerjaan angka2 gw.. ahhaha..

tpi buset y.. bru kli ni gw d 'teror' ma tkg ayam ky gt.. ahahhaha.. tpi stlh kejadian it, keadaan d rumah kmbli damai.. amin... wkkwkw..


PS : tnyata, menu makan siang gw adlh ayam goreng!! yg d beli dr tukang ayam n sempet ketuker it. Gubrak d!!


MS

Kamu tidur dengan lampu menyala atau mati??

Manfaat lampu gelap saat tidur

Malam yang gelap diam-diam berkolaborasi dengan tubuh.Hanya dalam keadaan yang benar-benar gelap tubuh menghasilkan Melantonin, salah satu hormon dalam sistem kekebalan yang mampu memerangi dan mencegah berbagai penyakit termasuk kanker payudara dan kanker prostat.

Sebaliknya, tidur dengan lampu menyala di malam Hari - sekecil apapun sinarnya menyebabkan Produksi hormon melantonin terhenti.

Biolog Joan Roberts menemukan rahasia ini setelah melakukan percobaan pada hewan. Ketika hewan diberi cahaya buatan pada malam Hari, melantoninnya menurun dan sistem kekebalan tubuhnya melemah. Rupanya, cahaya Lampu - seperti juga TV - menyebabkan hormon menjadi sangat lelah. Oleh Karena itu, selain menghemat energi, dengan mematikan lampu ketika tidur merupakan cara alami untuk meningkatkan kesehatan tubuh.

tips tips pacaran tips tips pacaran..ahauhauuah

gak mau cowok kita selingkuh ama cewek laen?

gak mau cowok kita lari ama cewek laen?
ikuti tips tips terbaru minggu ini :

1. yakinkan bahwa kita satu satunya cewek yang dicintainya!!

telpon si cowok 3 hari sekali.
makan pagi, makan siang, makan malam.
masih kurang?!
waktu subuh,dhuhur,ashar, magrib, isya.
masih kurang yakin juga?!
telpon dia sejam sekali.

2. yakinkan bahwa kita satu satunya yang bisa menghubunginya

sandera hape cowok kamu.
kamu harus baca semua sms yang ada,
terima semua telepon yang masuk,
dan kalo perlu bales mereka.
gila apa?!
kamu pacarnya gtu loh!!
kamu harus tau donx sapa aja orang yang berhubungan ama cowok kamu!
kurang puas?!
kamu boleh kok bawa hape cowok kamu.
jadi 24 jam ada yang ngehubungin cowok kamu,
kamu selalu tau perkembangan terbaru.
emang sih, cowok kamu jadi gak bisa dihubungin temen-temennya.
tapi kan namanya juga preventif..
iya gak sih?!

3. ikut kmana aja cowok kamu pergi

kemana aja cowok kamu pergi,kamu harus ikut!!
wah, gak ada cerita tuh kamu gak tau kmana aja dia pergi seharian tanpa ada kamu di samping dia.
haram ah!
ntar tau-tau dia di jalan ketemu cewek laen, trus diajak jalan-jalan, trus diajak ke makan, trus diajak ke hotel, fitness bareng, trus dugem bareng, gimana coba?!

4. jauhkan cowokmu dari MANTANNYA!!

ni yang paling penting!!
mantan cowok kamu adalah musuh terbesar kamu!!
jauhkan sebisa mungkin dari area mantannya berada.
kalo perlu, sms si mantan.
bilang kalo hubungan kalian berdua sangat sangat serius, tidak bisa dganggu gugat, dan cowok kamu sangat sangat menyayangimu.
tapi biar gak keliatan pengecut, jangan sampe mau diajak ketemuan ama si mantan.
wahhh!!
jangann!!
apapun berita dan content yang diomongin si cewek, dia tetep jadi rivalmu.
masi kurang juga?!
si mantan masi tetep ngehubungin juga?!
sok sok pake masalah kerjaan pula!!
wahh!!
maki maki aja si mantan.
teror dia 3x24 jam.
telpon rumahnya.
sapapun yang kamu temui, langsung to the point ngomong,
bahwa si mantan telah mengganggu hubungan kalian berdua.


nnaahh!!
dijamin, si mantan bakal kapok deket-deket ama cowok kamu, dan mencoba berbaik-baik ama kamu.
soalnya dia pikir kamu dah gila. :)

TRUE FRIENDS

~ True friends will always be there for you, physic and mental, in good and bad times for you..

~ True friends accepts you for who you are, not what you are..

~ It's not about the distance, but how close they're in ur heart..

~The supports each others, esp if it's a positive things..

~They won't take u to the 'dark side', not going to ask you to do things you hate/bad.. whenever around, we'll feel comfortable..

~True friends won't leave you, eventhough maybe they're not here..

~They'll allow us to do anything, but when we made mistake, we know they'll be ther to help us correct it..

~They hold you in ur heart, not in their arms..

As we grow up, we'll meet with a lot of new people.. Not all of them are good for us.. As human, we can't live by ourselves.. We may have friends and spouse.. but friends will always be there whenever we need them.. So choose ur true friends carefully, and when you already did, hold to them tightly, but don't let them go.. just remember like the sand, when u grab them tight, they'll slipping through ur finger, but if you open ur hand loosely, they'll stay there.. that's how it should be with ur beloved one..